Stay [Be]a[u]tiful
foreveralone-lyguy:

ambers-obsession:

tibets:

remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me

i think that’s enough internet for one day

i like how someone stopped to take a picture while you were being killed

foreveralone-lyguy:

ambers-obsession:

tibets:

remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me

i think that’s enough internet for one day

i like how someone stopped to take a picture while you were being killed

relahvant:

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.
(via laurenrosenicole)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

I think I might always be in some kind of love with you.
F. Cabanes (via 5weetsorrow)

thendonteatwaffles:

My birthday buddy.

flowurdust:



if you’ve been having a bad day
here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head
even if you haven’t been having a bad day
here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

flowurdust:

if you’ve been having a bad day

here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head

even if you haven’t been having a bad day

here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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